First, we took you to south Florida where we settled the burning question of
Silverback vs. 50 Humans. Last week, we brought you to the swamps of southern Louisiana and the heart of Cajun Country for a
brawl with an alligator. Right now our Silverback is resting up for this week's fight. The event promoters and the gorilla's agent are keeping the identity of the opponent secret for now. Our sources on the inside -- it's not
not the Gorilla's agent's assistant -- tell us it might be one of the following:
- Sabretooth Tiger;
- Crew of the Sea Shepherd Steve Irwin ("Whale Wars" is why the DVR is even plugged in on Fridays);
- A gang of six orangutans; and,
- A home/home/neutral best-of-three vs. a Polar Bear.
Or it might not be any of those. Stay plugged in for the latest. If there's a match-up you'd like to see, sound off in the comments.
Give us the polar bear best of 3! Although if you do that, it might be the end of the "Silverback vs" series, which would be sad.
ReplyDeleteOn further thought, save the polar bear for a dramatic final installment.